Seriously............

Reading thru my friend's note on facebook where she was lamenting about not finding a spouse n all d deceit men display in her various relationship!so I Attended a friend's introduction 2day n it got me in a reflective mood.about d irony of dis world!!!
Ok,d bride-2-b is my very good friend n her mum chased her outta d house bout a year ago,said she shld go n marry!its funny but wat if d guy she gone 2 co-habitate wi does not marry her??I hear different stories bout relationships n although de don scare me but I jus wonder!sum people sy de r no men available but I believe de r men available as well as women 2 are available but de r very few marriageable materials available!!!!

D rate at which everyone is clamouring 4 dis wedding thingy ain't funny at all!!I mean,even 21yrs old chick r crazy bout it!ladies of nowadays will take any crap jus 2 bear a man's name n make her friends buy asoebi!!!

I ve come 2 realise dat although love is essential in a union but de r sum basic issues love can never simplify rather it will complicate it!!me I wan 2 marry oh but am not ready 2 compromise!!!selfish I may sound but I no wat am worth n who am worth n I wouldn't settle 4 less!

I guess I ve vented enuf!!

Xoxo.....

Frenemies............

She is my friend but she is forever criticizing every move or action I take,I always accept dis in good faith outwardly whilst sulkin inside(I no,am a coward,I no!)I later realise dis is her exact attitude 2wards other people!!!its she who would see d fault in everytin dat anyone does so tay,wen we go weddings 2gether she go begin redesign bride's dress 4 where we siddon!na u no pass?!abegi,lemme hear word,madam knowall!

Anyway,d one dat affects me is she is supposedly my good friend n all but she always searchin 4 avenues 2 do a put-down number on me,at first I tot it was unintentional but I later realised it was a way of makin feel little n na only me 2 de treat lik dat!I don blame her sha,wen mesef will b maintain n behavin like mumu 4 everybody!I been de nice b4 but now?!WAR!!

Another crazy attitude of hers is formin carin as in serious one oh!meanwhile all na lie!she would always prode u 4 gist bout ur relationship if u start givin her happy tales,she find way 2 change matter,eithering by fillin u wi her perfect relationship or she would start all dis cunny,rhetorical analysis of men n der unpredictability but if u begin lament bout ow bobo no de treat u well,she is ready 2 hear n all!

Infact I am tired n I ve decided 2 take d bull by d horn!yes,I ve vexed.......!I ve labelled her as my frenemy so if she dares make any attempt at a put-down or BS talk,I counter wi 100% alacrity n extra-painful jibs!!mean,I no but trust me,she is meaner!

SYL!
Xoxo......

Na by force!!!

Yes!!na wa 4 sum she-males oh!dis issue is a scenario I always hear or witness all d time n it neva cease 2 amaze me!

D idea of flinging ursef on a dude who don give a fuck bout u!!I mean,ow do u plan 2 tell ur daughter 2 take pride in herself??!!mak we leave dat one first!

Scenario 1:gal goes 2 visit her pal,de r a bunch of guys der wi friend's bro,one of d guy gets fresh n in less dan a week,u r already labellin ursef n checkin ur compatibility via FLAME n bragging bout him 2 ur friends!den he frees u,u wan die!

Scenario 2;gal meets boy neutrally,exchange contacts,funny enough ur calls 2 him every 4hrs always coincide wi his story of ow he was jus about 2 ring u?WTF!!

Oya,let's talk,do u no if der r more dan 2guys in a place n a gal comes around or walk by,de is a 99percent probability of one of d guys makin a move on d babe?its jus a guy thing!don ask ow I no!!!do u also realise if u do d chasing,den ur essence is lost on him?I no dat 2!!!do u no except in a rare case,d guy who hits on u amidst other boys only wants 2 practise his toasting skills n he has no intention 4 u???u no no?!ok,now u no!!!

Imagine dis chic oh,dis guy asked her out n in less dan 2days,all her family don hear,so she agreed but dis dude was not in d mood 4 her so he jaboed her 2month later without even touching her n d only person left dat dis gal never call 2 help am beg na Obama!!she wan die der ni sha!okunrin tan l'aiye ni!well,dude say d chic na "olobe" aka rundown,wrong gal!!I jus weak bcos she no need am,ok!she no 2 make am like dat but still on d matter,she no bad,na good package she need!me I jus bow 2 d babe!

Seriously,we ladies need 2 learn 2 place value on ourselves n our emotions,yes,emotions!don waste unnecessary attention over a guy who don want u instead keep ursef occupied,rmbr always dat if one no do,another go do infact do die sef!abi!wen u wan begin f-up unto guy matter,conjure images of d future n if after doing so,u still don feel like u wan fuck up den imagine ur daughter in dat scenario n follow d advise wey u go give am!na true now,abi?

anyway,I don talk my own,I wan chop small!

Xoxo....

Valentine............

Everywhere I turn 2 now dats all I hear!kpsheeeeewwww.......must de make so much noise about it as if its christmas??!!abi wetin sef?is not as if de r even showing true n sincere love sef!!as d guys r planning 2 spend d day n nit wi only a sure babe(gal wey go play ball),na so d babes 2 r planning 2 jabo d bolos 4 d sure guys(d mugus wey go drop)!!!!

By monday morning now I no we r gonna b hearing is;
Me;hmmmm,I no u rocked ur val wella*wink*
She;which kain d bastard didn't show up n his phone was switched off all through!
Me,I go take people laff die,I de wait!!its not like am a killjoy or anytin of such,am jus fed up of d BS!de go on n on bout it lik de r genuine meanwhile we all sabi d scores!

By d way,2 all genuine lovers n partners,Y'all don need no val 2 profess or proclaim ur affections 2 ur loved ones,do it everyday!!!!!as for sunday,go 2 church n give an extra large offering!!n all val lovers,well,go 4 it,buy gbese,do pass ursef n finally get jaboed!!!lol...

Wat am I gonna b doing on sunday???hmmmmmm.playin n laffing as usual!!

Cheers!

werin de do dem sef!!

People can be really funny sha!!u will jus see dem on d internet,sharing all dis fantasies bout demselves..wat my biz,abi??!ok,I will tell u!its all rit if u making movies bout ursef in ur head n among ur friends but I tak serious offense wen u begin 2 act d movie 4 facebook!!!yes!facebook!dats my main beef 2nit!


You no,I sabi sum people wen e b say dem no le at all as in dem no even de try arall,so tay dem go add me as friends n I go accept wen I c mutual friends only 4 me 2 later discover say its one kain rundown dude or wrong babe,wtf!!kpsheewwwww!!

Another trend on facebook is boasting under guise of gistin or sharing testimonies!!I no wen d site begin resemble church!!I always say if fb was not discovered by naija folks,madmen go don plenty 4 street!!

Sum people can jus b yarning rot,de feel like one kain false philosopher!u wen I no say simple sentence u no fit compose,u go come fb de write grammer,de give stupid advise n silly tots!!who cares wat is on ur mind!

Facebook is 2 keep in touch wi friends n share fun post!I wish de can jus put an end 2 all der crap!dem no de c der oyinbo counterpart??!!even if dem never go,at keast dem de add dem as friend!!!!

Ok!!!breathe in,breathe out*exhales,shake my head,stretch n yawn*........,now am good!I don empty am!!

Xoxo....

Sunday...............

I feel so guilty bout not going 2 church,2 think I actually got up,ad my bath n got set to prepare but unbelievably....everytin in my wardrobe seemed mismatched!!...*iro ni*...well,I hear u murmur.but seriously,I didn't no wat happened so I decided 2 stay home,study n meditate on my bible n pray,I hope God won't b 2 busy wi dos in church sha n He can answers me!


So am here I mit as well yarn small,abi!been reading a whole lotta blogs n sum's been quite interesting,sum boring,sum verry interesting,der a couple of stuffs I noticed n de convinced me dat am gonna jus love bout blogging!
1.Free use of my native language;yes,am a yoruba gal n verry proud of my ijesha heritage so am gonna love inserting my mother tongue in my post!

2.Pidgin is also allowed!ok,so ve been branded as a random babe n really if bein real makes me random or razz,so be it!so I fit incorporate small abi?

3.Des no limit so I can rant n ramble till eternity!!its my profile!

4.Anonymity;I can write bout anytin,anybady n any place n I can do it kodedly!...ok,u can find out but if u can prove it goodluck!!

5.Na my personal diary!!

So des dis guy I ve known 4 a while now,u no,not 2 close but at least we sabi ourselves rch fb,dats close now?ehen so sha he calls me up yesterday,surprised!... cos previous calls ve been purposeful na so wen hin ask weda I de lag,hin con talk say hin go con check me today,shock catch me oh n my antenna begin de beep n I sabi one chic wey de die 4 am,ok,de r datin but I was gisted dat he is not jus in2 her!!anyway sha,I de wait.........

Anyway sha,jus wanted 2 type sha n I ve!!!

Xoxo....

New year,full steez!!!

So I typed dis very long post plus gist plus everytin n can u imagine wat happened??I slept off!!......infact I was seriously vexing when I woke up n discovered d page,long gone n dead!....d dilemna of mobile web!I can't even wish 4 a laptop 4 now sef so am stuck n it sucks!

Hello,folks!sorry 4 d outburst but it jus had 2 leave my system.

So,am back on dis blog n dis time,4 good 2!!!am so bored wi n tired of facebook!not even wi all d crap I ve 2 see n read der all d time!yes,crap...u go see all dis razzoids(yelz,I labelled dem)wantin 2 keep us abreast of all d BS in their miserable life,dem go trowey air-biscuit(incase u don no;FART!),dem go tell us,d one wey de vex me pass sef na wen dem jus con de take pishure of all d mundane tins in their environs n kill our sight wi dem!tseeeiiiiwwwwww.........ah nor blame dem!

Anyway,I jus rented dis 8-room self-styled terraced duplex in blogsville so I aint goin nowhere again infact I de house,full ground remain n amma b treating u guys 2 plenny boring but spicey stories,no-holds-barred kinda gist!gist boku now but as I de jam am,I go fill una in!

jus feel free 2 come over over n over again 2 read gist(serious gbeborun oh!)Bcos dis babe is gonna b feeding u so much info!!!by d way,pls bring ur own drinks n snacks along oh(or did u see kitchen or bar 4 my duplex spec?lol),anyway visit,read,u don necessarily ve to comment but if u do,berra!tell a friend,share a gist,wateva!jus make sure say u nor take eye delete any word comot 4 here dat is 2 say read n leave 4 others 2!

By d way,if u read anytin wey seem close 2 home n u can prove it???well,have ur solicitors call mine!(Yelzz,zolishitors!!)We shall meet in court!or simply do me a mail!!

Gat 2 go now!des serious gathering 2 b done n I also ve 2 meet my neighbours in blogsville,u no,make friends n every.....

So till larer,I Gat 2 go..........

Xoxo.